Number ten, “The Winne-Bango.” Number nine, “The Pick-Up Truck.” Number eight, “The Ford Explore Her.” Number seven, “The You Scream Truck.” You Scream. [they all laugh] Number six, “Feels on Wheels!” Hello! Number five, “The Ride Her Truck.” Number four, “The 18-Squealer.” Number three, “The Esca-Laid.” Number two, “The Slam-Boni.” and… the number one thing I would’ve called my truck if Ted hadn’t been a jerk and given it back… “The ‘69 Chevy.”

god, i luv this …

� Barney (via chocolatekesh)

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